If only I can speak as good as I write.
I’m not even a good writer. I just write better than I speak.
That way, I won’t
… eat my words
… just nod
… just agree to what’s being said even if I don’t.
… look dumb, just smiling, and, again, nodding.
And I will retain your good impression of me. With my words, on paper and those which come out of my mouth.